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Tune of the Day!

Today's been a bit of a behind-the-scenes day, focusing on my online music presence. I spent time checking in on my SoundCloud channel, where my official Muriel Muse release lives, just making sure it looks its best. Beyond that, I was actually moderating my Spotify artist profile and submitting necessary details to Deezer. My SoundCloud station also features a selection of great tracks by other artists, all thoughtfully curated by SoundCloud's technology. Speaking of great tracks, I've got to share a tune of the day with you! VitaliŃ– Trachuk · Lecomte de Brgeot - Paris 1985
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Enter a Room of Wankers

Enter a Room of Wankers

Enter a room of wankers, a curious sight
Fourteen of them fapping, with all their might
In came a servant, with a dirty grin
And swept them all up in a pile within

He emptied the chamberpot right over their heads
And drowned the masturbators in a mess of dread
Out they poured, slithering on the floor
A puddle of semen, a room in a sore

The first wanker up, he wiped his gooey face
And said "Let's fap somewhere else, what a dismal place!"
They all agreed, right quick as can be
And fled the room, praying they'd be free

So if you're feeling the urge, don't go astray
Into a room of wankers, or you might end up in disarray
Find a private spot, or you'll end up a sight
In a room full of wankers, with their spunk in the light!




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